Greg: The Immortal NPC Who Refuses to Be Deleted

In the ruthless world of role-playing games, NPCs are basically the disposable wet wipes of the digital universe. You use them for a quick quest, take their rewards, and then expect them to vanish into the coding ether—or, if you’re playing like Ben, you just delete them to keep the neighborhood tidy. It is standard operating procedure for any self-respecting player with a God complex. However, Ben is about to learn that some characters simply refuse to follow the script, especially when that character is a humble garlic farmer with a suspiciously high health bar.

Enter Greg, a man whose sheer commitment to existing is more terrifying than any end-game boss. While Ben is used to flicking away background characters like annoying flies, Greg proves that he is "built different." He isn't just an NPC; he is a cosmic anomaly wrapped in burlap. No matter how many times Ben tries to send him to the great recycle bin in the sky, Greg remains, standing there with that unsettlingly friendly grin that suggests he’s seen the beginning and end of time and found both to be mildly amusing.

The humor hits its peak as Ben’s frustration transitions from mild annoyance to genuine existential dread. It’s a classic case of a gamer meeting a glitch that has achieved sentience through the power of pure, unadulterated stubbornness. Watching someone try to "un-alive" a man who is essentially the human equivalent of a cockroach—only with better manners and a penchant for selling vegetables—is a masterclass in comedic timing. You can’t help but feel for Ben as his world logic crumbles under the weight of a man who just wants to talk about the weather.

Ultimately, this video serves as a grim warning to all aspiring murder-hobos and efficiency-obsessed players: be careful who you try to delete. You might think you're the master of your domain, but in the end, we all live in Greg's world. He is immortal, he is omnipresent, and he probably has a very reasonable price on a bushel of garlic that you’re going to have to buy whether you like it or not.