Alphabetism: The discrimination against people whose last names fall near the end of the alphabet.
It all started in Hellementary school with one unjust sentence:
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This A to Z bullshit meant lunch was yesterday's leftovers for you.
YUMMY! LEFTOVER FOOD THAT WAS LEFTOVER FROM THE LEFTOVERS YOU WERE STUCK WITH YESTERDAY.
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By the time you got your lunch, there was never anywhere left to sit in the cafeteria.
And then lunch time was over and you had roughly two bites.
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But the discrimination didn't stop at lunch. You were forced back to your seat IN THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM with the other X, Y, and Zs.
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