How can you possibly be wasted after two cocktails?
It’s twice as expensive for you to go out drinking.
Because you need twice as much alcohol to get tipsy.
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Your friends always get way drunker than you way faster.
HOW ARE YOU DRUNK OFF ONE SHOT?
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And you secretly envy their low tolerance.
"Life must be so simple for you," you think, as you watch your friends get sloppy off two cocktails.
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You have to carefully plan out how you’re going to drink enough to be on the same level as your friends.
Pre-gaming is actually a refined art.
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