62 Thoughts Every Pale Person Has At The Beach

Out of my way, you BRONZED ROTISSERIE CHICKENS.

1. I wanted to stay inside.

2. Told everyone I wanted to stay inside the protective house.

3. MOTHER OF GOD IT'S BRIGHT OUT HERE.

4. Where is everyone?

5. I can't see through this wall of sunshine.

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6. RELAX, SUN.

7. Why do people ever go outside?

8. We invented houses for a reason.

9. There go all my friends, out into the fiery rays of death.

10. "IT'S FINE, I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE, K?"

11. Traitors.

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