Thursday, 22 May 2014

95 Thoughts Every Parent Has While Potty Training Their Kid

There will be pee.



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1. There! I did it. I took off his diaper.

2. Holy shit. We are officially potty training.

3. Things just got real up in here.

4. I need to catch my breath.

5. Why is this so nerve wracking?

6. Because he's like a loaded gun that could go off at any moment, that's why.

7. A gun loaded with pee.

8. Which, I suppose, would be called a piss-tol.

9. Heh.

10. Nice one, me.

11. Let's see… We've now been at this, uh, eight… nine… ten seconds. Ten seconds and no pee!

12. You know what? I think this is going to work.



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