Ice cream, brought to you by a truck. What a beautiful world we live in.
Just a plain old ice cream cone
Imagine yourself traversing the halls of a magnificent mansion, completely exhausted, when you come across two doors. One leads to a luxurious spa, with hammocks, free massages, and calming noise. The other leads to a functional, but boring, bedroom.
Getting a regular ice cream cone from the ice cream truck is like picking the boring bedroom.
Food equivalent: That little piece of paper that sometimes gets stuck on the bottom of your candy when you unwrap it.
Cherry ice
Yes, it can be refreshing on a hot summer day, but it's also basically just ice. Instead of spending the money, pour some grenadine over ice yourself. It's kind of like a Shirley Temple...just only ice.
Food equivalent: Ice. Because it literally is ice.
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Lemon Ice
See above. Except with lemon juice and probably a little sugar since otherwise it might be too acidic.
Food equivalent: Ice that is slightly tastier than that other ice.
Sno Cones (AKA Sno Kones AKA Snow Cones AKA however you want to spell it)
Again, see above. Except this one has a cool name.
Food equivalent: Ice, but instead of calling it ice you call it "frozen H2O."
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