“I can’t stop crying. It’s so beau—wait, why is T.I. rapping?”
"This is why I should live in Japan. This hologram understands me.”
Oh, OK, sure. One of Gaga's opening acts was Hatsune Miku, a hologram portrayed as a 16-year-old girl with turquoise pigtails. Yes, she is literally a hologram and her name means "first sound from the future." Rocking out to a cyber celeb IRL is weird, but fun I guess?
"Wait, did she just..."
Jump on top of a guy and straddle him? Yeah. This show is actually less raunchy than 2009's stunt-filled Monster Ball tour. (On that one, I vaguely remember her rubbing a guy's nipples with her heels and saying something about blowjobs?)
“Yaaass Gaga yaaass you’re so beautiful yaaass!” (roughly 1,800 times)
If you don't know anything about this meme, educate yourself.
Kevin Mazur
"Dat ass."
It's worth noting that the stage for Gaga's show has several runways that extend throughout the crowd. And those runways are made of clear plexi-glass. Do the math —the equation adds up to a lot of butt shots. In New York, Gaga shouted: "Don't you know my ass is famous!?"
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