Wanna rock jorts extra hard this summer but don’t even know where to begin? Never fear: It’s already been written in the stars.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)
Ahoy, Pisces. Imaginative and romantic, you're a dreamer who's naturally drawn to the sea. What's more romantic than imagining yourself traversing the seven seas in adorable sailor-style jorts?! Well, a few things, probably, but you get the gist. Get your sea-loving lil' paws on a pair, stat.
(ModCloth, $50–55)
Via modcloth.com
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Lively, high energy, and full of positive vibes up the wazoo, you tend to light up any room as soon as you walk in — just like a fun polka-dot print! Whimsical jorts will bring a smile to everyone who looks your way (barring the occasional sociopath), and there's nothing you love more than a room full of happy, polka-dot-loving people.
(Forever 21, $13.80)
Via forever21.com
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Known for your intense determination, you're one of the most reliable signs of the zodiac. DIY is totes your thing — put that razor-sharp focus to good use and customize your own pair of jorts. A scissor and little lace trim can go a long way on your route to style town USA. (And to being a poet without even knowing it.)
(DIY instructions here.)
Allie Holcolm / Via adventuresofamiddlesister.blogspot.com
Gemini (May 21 – June 21)
Unpredictable, enthusiastic, and a bit dual-natured, you're pretty much the life and soul of a party — especially a JORTS PARTY, DUH. You get bored relatively easily, so shake things up with some very non-boring dip-dyed studded jorts and get on down till the break of dawn, you fun lil' firecracker.
(Serge and Destroy Levi's Denim Cutoffs, $40)
Via sergeanddestroy.bigcartel.com

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