Lost in Angeles.
"I'll worry about parking when I get there."
Reality: Worry about it now because there AIN'T GONNA BE ANY PARKING.
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"I know what to do during an earthquake."
Reality: "HOLY FUCK IS THIS AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?@!@#@!#@"
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"I'll start the [insert ridiculous juice cleanse and/or diet] tomorrow."
!["I'll start the [insert ridiculous juice cleanse and/or diet] tomorrow."](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vFrybzeY-Va9zfeY4wdyKx6TbufUGiMYkW2ZGgDyk1KnfeF8TyhhnL7AYEQHRZmY7I9PxP7M4-xA=s0-d)
Reality: It will always be "tomorrow." The power of gluten is both satanic and irresistible.
"There shouldn't be much traffic at this time of day."
Reality: THERE'S ALWAYS TRAFFIC.
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