Don’t tread on me.
1. Another lovely day in my automobile!
2. La di da, oh what a gorgeous – KAPLOW!
3. Holy shit! Did I just run over a land mine?
4. :: pulls over as the car ka-thunks :: It must just be my shocks. Or the road. Totally won't be a flat tire, I bet.
5. :: gets out and looks at a flat as fuck tire :: Juuuuust great.
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6. OK, I'll just change it myself.
7. How hard can that be, right?
8. I mean, those NASCAR crews do it in like two seconds.
9. :: opens trunk and gets out spare :: It's so small. Why is it so small? That can't be safe.
10. :: gets out jack :: This looks troublesome.
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