I’M SWIPING LEFT, I’M YELLING TINDER!!!
1. Group shots. I'm sorry, which one are you?
2. Being in a group shot, only for you to swipe to the next photo and they're not the hot one.
3. Gym pictures. We get it, you're swoll.
4. After matching, totally ignoring your messages forever.
5. Or even worse, messaging you MONTHS after matching. ~ time flies ~
6. When people say they're "just checking this out" on their profile.
7. Or when they say they're so OVER Tinder on their profile. Cool story, bro.
8. Also, people who say they're deleting Tinder soon. GOOD FOR YOU.
9. Headshots. This is Tinder, not Broadway, honey.
10. Creepy mirror shots.
11. Weird, specific come-on lines that are supposed to make you feel sexy.
12. Having pictures of something other than themselves as one of their profile photos.
13. Tinder Moments. Just like, every single Tinder Moment.
14. People who look too happy in the profile picture.
15. People who try to look tough in their profile picture.
16. People who try to look fierce in their profile picture.
17. If someone only has one Tinder profile picture. I NEED MORE TO JUDGE YOU.
18. Actually, at a minimum, anyone who has less than three pictures on Tinder is just rude.
19. Inspirational quotes on a Tinder profile? Not cute. This is a dating app, not an episode of "Chicken Soup For The Soul."
20. Selfies in a car. Great, you can drive.
21. Any pictures with sunglasses. You're not a celebrity, you can take those off now.
22. People who have their gender setting wrong on Facebook, so they come up in the wrong Tinder search. This is like Online Dating 101, people.
23. People who are posing in their Tinder pics. I'm not Tyra Banks, and this is not America's Next Top Model.
24. Bathroom mirror selfies. Bae, it's not 2008 and this ain't Myspace.
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