Grinding.

The supposedly "sexy" mashing of genitals as a form of dance. Achieving grinding synchronicity is an art achieved by few. At its best, you and your dance parter look like you're publicly masturbating. At its worst, you and your partner look like two plastic dolls performing anal intercourse.

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Dancing seductively on objects.

This is a supposed way to make dancing EVEN SEXIER. Dancing on things is dangerous. Especially in heels. Especially in a bathroom. Only attempt this if you also think falling on your ass is sexy.

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Eating as if your food is a penis.

Trying to act sexy while ingesting a phallic food item is awkward. Do people do this in real life? AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT? Like, I'm giving a popsicle a blow job and it's supposed to be serious??

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