Trick or pass out.
The expectation: Since you're an adult now, you'll be swimming in free candy AND booze.
Candy candy candy candy candy candy. Candy.
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The reality: No one is going to give you candy.
You have to buy all seven giant bags of it yourself, telling the cashier at CVS that it's for trick-or-treaters. But we both know the truth.
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The expectation: You're OK with not trick-or-treating. You're an adult!
And you do adult-y things, like your taxes and long division and not whining about candy.
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The reality: YOU WANT ALL THE TRICK OR TREAT CANDY SO BAD.
YOU NEED IT MORE THAN CHILDREN DO IT RUINS THEIR BODIES ANYWAY AND YOURS IS ALREADY A GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
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