Basically, people.
Encroaching on someone else's personal space with bare, CRUSTY feet.
Punishment: On all future flights, perpetrator shall be forced to wear locked slippers which can only be unlocked by a third party on arrival of destination.
Or putting bare feet ANYWHERE on an airplane, even if it's within your own space.
Punishment: Perpetrator must allow three strangers to put their bare feet in perpetrator's lap.
Odorous assault by tuna fish sandwich, or other equally smelly food items.
Punishment: No peanuts.
Rows with NO WINDOWS. Welcome to your torture box for the next however many hours.
Punishment: Airline refunds you at LEAST half of your airfare. C'mon.
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