You don’t have to be British to have a proper British child. You just need to follow these simple steps.
Teach them the sanctity of politely waiting for the green man, even if it doesn't apply to them:
While you are at it, just have them memorize this pamphlet:
Encourage outdoor play but teach them about the dangers of being reckless:
Teach them that it is only acceptable to be impolite in in the presence of a rival football team.
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