Saltine crackers and ginger ale? GTFO. (Solidarity, Duchess Kate.)
"You'd feel so much better if you just ate a few crackers."
Saltine crackers are for hungover sorority girls.
"At least you won't put on too much baby weight!"
How about you take that silver lining and gag yourself with it for three months straight and then we'll talk.
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"Oh, that's too bad. I didn't have morning sickness with any of my pregnancies."
Hahahahahahaha. You're dead to me.
"Have you tried lemons/ potato chips/ watermelon/ pickled ginger? It really helped my co-worker."
Every food you just mentioned made me puke in my mouth a little bit. Thanks.
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