Only Magic Mike and night cheese can fix this.
1. Shit, ten minutes is later than I meant to be.
2. Oh perfect they're running late too.
3. Am I gonna look like an alcoholic if they walk in and see me already sipping a drink?
4. Eh fuck it, the waitress wont seat me till they get here anyway.
5. If I drink this quickly I can get another one before they get here to judge me.
6. Hmmm. It's been 15 mins since I got here. Why don't I have a 'sorry running late' text yet?
Paramount
7. Maybe they're still on the subway or they don't want to text and drive.
8. *thinks about those don't text and drive commercials* Omg, no one's last text should be 'running 15 mins late, finding parking'.
9. That sounds like the beginning of a Nicholas Sparks movie that features only white people kissing.
10. *movie trailer voice* What if two people who were meant to be never met? Will the universe bring them back together, or have they missed each other by 15 mins?
11. Hmmm. It's now been 20 mins and I already watched a terrible movie in my head.
12. I should send a non-judgy text that implies that also I don't appreciate being kept waiting.
13. *texts* Chillin at the bar!
Warner Bros.
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