Not that you need them.
Sunday, 31 August 2014
This Tattoo Artist's Surrealist Work Is So Beautiful It Belongs In A Museum
Pietro Sedda creates one-of-a-kind art that would make Salvador Dali proud.
Pietro Sedda is a tattoo artist based in Milan.
He specializes in Surrealist art.
Usually using faceless portraits as his canvas.
Showing what is happening within someone, instead of what they look like.
14 Glorious Photos Of Cosplayers Celebrating Their Art Form
New book Cosplay World explores the evolution of costume play, a small curiosity in Japan that became a global phenomenon.
Yaha Han as Camilla from the anime film Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.
Judith Stephens / Cosplay World / Prestel
Men and women have been dressing up as their favourite characters from anime, films, games, manga, TV, and books for over 100 years.
Cosplay World, by Brian Ashcraft and Luke Plunkett, features over 200 photos of stars of the art form, including Yaya Han, Crystal Graziano, and Spiral Cats.
Kamui as Wonder Woman.
Darshelle Stevens / Cosplay World / Prestel
A Woman Was Impaled In The Butt When She Crashed While Texting And Driving
A pole pierced Christina Jahnz’s thigh and buttocks after she started texting and crashed.
Christina Jahnz was driving away from her daughter's school in Elizabeth, Colorado, Wednesday morning when she decided to text a friend, according to 9 News.
Jahnz said she "did a voice text" because she was running late, but "looked down to make sure it was all right."
9 News / Via 9news.com
Then, as Jahnz glanced down, she crashed into a guard rail. The rail went through her car and pierced her thigh and buttocks.
She estimated that she was going about 20 mph and only looked down for a "split second."
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When rescuers arrived, they had to saw the guard rail off to get Jahnz out.
Photos provided to 9 News showed a pole and Jahnz's thigh.
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"I went into surgery and I lost count of the stitches after 40," she later told 9 News. "They stitched me up inside too."
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What NYC Restaurant Menus Looked Like 100 Years Ago Vs. Today
Moral of the story: Steak will always be the most expensive.
What You Said On MSN Messenger Vs What You Actually Meant
brb
"hey"
What you actually meant: "I'm too scared to talk to you at school, but now that I'm sitting behind my computer I feel brave enough to start a conversation."
"u ok?"
What you actually meant: "Although I want to talk to you, I don't have anything to say."
"yeh, u?"
What you actually meant: "I want to talk to you too, but I don't have anything to say either."
Warner Bros. / adriannaxoxomeow.tumblr.com
"webcam's not working".
What you actually meant: "I'm not going to turn webcam on because I haven't straightened my fringe today."
24 People Who Have Clearly Never Met A Young Person In Their Life
Teenagers are now an alien species.
The person who thinks this is an acceptable pregnancy announcement:
The person who thinks that people want to spray themselves with swag:
The person responsible for this monstrosity:
The person who is convinced every teenager has never read a book:
Astonishing View Of The Northern Lights From Aboard The International Space Station
Whoa, pretty cool.
Time-lapse footage created by photographs from the International Space Station (ISS) in July have been released by the European Space Agency.
European Space Agency / vine.co
It shows an insane view of the ISS flying straight through the bright green Northern Lights.
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The video continues to roll as the space station flies over a cityscape, showing the lights on Earth, along with an abundance of stars in the background.
European Space Agency / vine.co
And of course, no space video would be complete without a gorgeous sunrise!
European Space Agency / vine.co
19 Things No One Tells You About Leaving The Midwest
Nothing will ever compare to Steak ‘n Shake.
People will be very confused when you refer to it as "pop" and not soda.
SMDH.
Not everyone outside the Midwest who asks how you are doing actually cares about the answer.
"How are you doing today?"
:: walks away ::
Warner Bros. Studios
You will have to be the force that enlightens everyone about the glory of Steak 'n' Shake.
Repeat after me: side. by. side. milkshakes.
And you won't be able to find Maid-Rite anywhere.
Life can be so unfair.
This Person Had The Best Complaint About Outback Steakhouse
“G’DAY MATE!”
Reddit user themeandoggie uploaded this complaint they received at the Outback Steakhouse they work at.
They were, of course, not satisfied with the lack of "G'day, ya fair dinkum drongos."
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Still...
The Definitive Ranking From Worst To Best Of Mario Kart 64's Items
Another damn banana?!
Green Shell
The GIF makes it look like a badass item, but IT'S NOT. This thing is 99% useless, because it has no drive. (You know, like that 34-year-old guy living in his parents' basement). The shell just goes willy-nilly and only if you're really lucky will it actually hit someone.
Nintendo / Via rebloggy.com
Triple Green Shells
This item is better than the single green shell, mostly because you have a slightly higher chance of hitting another player. But your plan will probably backfire.
Mushroom Boost
This item is about as exhilarating as this photo. It gives you a quick boost, which ONLY matters if you're neck and neck at the finish line with that cute girl from down the street. Sure, you may win, but she's not gonna be back to play again anytime soon.
Nintendo / Via mario.wikia.com
Boo
Yes, Boo was originally an item before the Nintendo Gods let him be a racer. He makes you transparent, but only for a short time. Sounds cool, right? WRONG. The item allows bananas and shells to pass right through you, but you're usually never near any while using it. How convenient.
Nintendo / Via random-ness.wikia.com
No, There Is Not A Brazilian Town Full Of Women Seeking Single Men
Sorry boys.
Many major publications have picked up on the story of the small Brazilian town of Noiva Do Cordeiro. The village supposedly had a shortage of available men and was looking to fill its ranks with young bachelors.
Facebook: noivadocordeirocomunidaderural
Apparently the town is rural, communal, and almost all-female. It was said to have 600 single women and were looking for men between the ages of 20-25. It also didn't help that the pictures feature only women in a rural setting, and at a costume party.
14 Things That Would've Gone Very Differently If "Friends" Had Been Set In India
They choose a coffee shop based on whether it has free Wi-Fi. Sorry, Central Perk. H/T Romedy Now .
This Is What A Bridesmaid's Dress Designed By Lauren Conrad Looks Like
(P)interesting.
With a handful of fashion lines already to her name and her own wedding expected to happen later this year, it's only fitting that Lauren Conrad would design a line of bridesmaids dresses:
This Wallaby Stole A Pizza And Now We Have A Hundred Questions
IS THIS THE ANSWER?!?
Reddit user Spinning_In_Wet has uploaded this photo of a wallaby eating a pizza.
Via imgur.com
"Do wallabies enjoy pizza (and other Italian delicacies)?"
Whether or not Wallabies enjoy Italian desserts is yet to be proven, but here is an artists' depiction of what that may look like.
22 Fashion Infographics You Need In Your Life
A stylish new way to look at style.
This chart shows the origins of different kinds of fabrics and fibers.
Highlights from this chart of famous eyewear include:
You can buy a print here.
Can you tell the difference between a slingback and a mule? Now you can!
It's almost vagabond weather.
19 Signs You're Thirsty For Rumplestiltskin On "Once Upon A Time"
He’s the only (dark) one for you.
When he goes all bad boy, your motor skills suddenly get very sloppy.
ABC / Via the-best-teacup.tumblr.com
All of your most secret, intimate dreams involve gold body paint.
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How Many Animals Do You Know?
Do you know your orcas from your okapis?
Bjørn Christian Tørrissen / en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons / Flo Perry
7 Amazing Street Style Stars You Won't See At Fashion Week
Are you as well dressed as Traffic Cone? Probz not, probz not.
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15 Restaurant Signs That Will Make You Look Twice
Try our new jalapenis chicken poopers!
This gentle reminder from Wendy's about what the holidays are really about:
This McDonald's, which is really going for something different with its "I'm loving it" campaign:
Via anythingfunny-byanyone.blogspot.com
This Popeyes, which is offering a rather unappetizing special:
Via funnysigns.net
This restaurant that seems to have found a dangerous new way to fry chicken:
No One Knows Why This House For Sale In Ipswich Has A Pig In It
Though reports of a wolf outside attempting to blow it down have not been confirmed.
It boasts a kitchen.